the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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