I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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