Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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