i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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