she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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