Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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