I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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