what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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