How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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