I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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