Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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