he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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