Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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