Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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