im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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