i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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