taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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