we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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