I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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