Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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