OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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