what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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