this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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