This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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