I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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