Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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