so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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