Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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