Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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