? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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