the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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