so explain again why im purple
no
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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