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There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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