okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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