He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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