So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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