i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The adults are the big ones right?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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