Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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