where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My ass is underappreciated
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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