the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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