ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
