Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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