There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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