one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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