If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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