ugly people sure do ruin things
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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