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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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