I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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