Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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