i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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