She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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