He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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