So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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