The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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