I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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