Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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